Bulk uplifts withoutthe 3-week wait.
Sofas, mattresses, washing machines, wardrobes — lifted from inside the house, not the kerb, usually next day. The councils charge £30–£41, refuse half of it, and keep you waiting weeks. One call to John and it’s gone.

Bulk Uplifts.
The lot.
What the councils charge.
And the call that beats all three.
Here is what a bulky uplift actually costs and costs you in waiting when you book it with the council instead:
The Three Councils
- East Ayrshire: £40.99 (1–7 items), up to 3 weeks, refuses doors/sheds/rubble
- North Ayrshire: £30.63 (5 items), sofas need a second booking
- South Ayrshire: £30 first item, kerbside by 6am, never comes inside
- All three: fixed days, waiting lists, item counting
Johns Waste Management
- Any wheelie bin — £20 flat
- Next-day, often same-day
- We come inside and carry it out ourselves
- Book online in 60 seconds — card or pay John on the day
- SEPA-registered, traceable disposal
- 7 days a week
Three steps. Done.
Call or text
Phone 07385 260093 or text photos of the job — you’ll get a straight price back, no obligation.
We turn up
On the day agreed — we come inside, do the lifting and the carrying ourselves, 7 days a week.
Gone, legally
Licensed, traceable, SEPA-registered disposal — waste transfer notes whenever you need them.
Done properly, or not at all.
Cheap “man with a van” outfits fly-tip — and it’s you the council fines when they trace it back. Johns is a SEPA-registered carrier: everything we lift goes through licensed, traceable disposal.
Asked all the time.
How much is a bulk uplift?
Do you come inside the house?
Do you take things the council refuses?
How fast can you collect?
One call.
And it’s gone.
Book bins online in 60 seconds — everything else is a free quote.
07385 260093